Joy / Joy / Joy
The Lone Ranger sold his wardrobe / The Lone Ranger sold his bad dog
Harriet Wheeler, 1963 –
Should Graham Alexander’s Bradford City beat Fleetwood Town on the 3rd of May 2025 they will join a rarefied set in the club’s history. With forty-five games done in the campaign, City sit third, by a point, from a once Imperious Walsall side. It is tempting to say that the greatest challenge City face is themselves, and that League Two Manager of the Year Alexander recognises that.
A victory would be City’s seventeenth at home of the season, and more importantly bring promotion. Promotion, in this club’s history, is so rare as to indelibly mark. History makes caricatures of us all: the indefatigability of 2013, the creative elan of 1999, the stark contrast of 1985.
The characteristics of Alexander’s City are harder to tease out. A large squad of players who are on the whole at a similar level to each other. A goalscorer – Andy Cook – who has not featured since Christmas and perhaps could not. What are these characteristics, what are the characteristics of the division City are shaped in? And what do they say about Football today?
Times One
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
William Blake – 1757 – 1827
Over the weekend as Bradford City were setting up their last day, Manchester City won an FA Cup Semi Final. We are assured by the long past tiresome Pep Guardiola that they will not confuse winning the oldest national football competition in the world with success.
Elsewhere, Liverpool demolished a Tottenham Hotspur team who rested eight players in preparation for their own semi-final, and in doing so won the Premier League by a double figures tally of points.
This is the football of abundance, and today it has a narrative to revel in as Anfield is able to celebrate a trophy. Guardiola’s grave tones are in contrast to Liverpool, who themselves had to watch Newcastle United at joy at winning the League Cup a month ago. Should Crystal Palace beat Guardiola’s Manchester City, then there is a chance that all three winners of the English season might feel a sense that they have excelled, rather than expected.
Mean
The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently.
David Graeber, 1961 – 2020.
In 2022 The World Inequality Lab noted that the top 1% alone held 23% of the wealth of the United Kingdom. The Joseph Roundtree Foundation talk of this altering the moral character of the country. Inequality brings about in people a sense that inequality is a natural entity, rather than a cultivated force.
This force of inequality creates an aimlessness in the character of the nation. Inequality is born from the structures and assumptions which govern our lives, which are themselves constructed, and could be constructed to be fairer. The inability to change one’s situation which inequality brings leads to a kind of diminishment of hope, which leads to joylessness.
In most years the Premier League offer a model for this aimless, joyless character where the likes of Manchester City are modelled as collecting titles as due returns on the large, iniquitous investments they made. More recently the Premier League installed Profit and Sustainability Regulations (PSR) to stem the hegemony of wealth, and it’s effect of removing competition.
GOAT
Sport doesn’t build character. Character is built pretty much by the time you’re six or seven. Sports reveals character.
Heywood Hale Broun 1918 – 2001
If the Premier League direction of travel continues, we could see the end of an era of Investment football, and that would be a good thing. Over the last two or three decades, football has become a grotesque, parodying the idea of competition. We have been told that the only good success is constant success. The best victory is the obvious victory, a victory never able to be seriously challenged.
It is the football world that anoints teenagers as the Next Greatest Player of All Time, then allows cognitive bias to address any inadequacies, or discards the teenagers when the realities of life catch up with them.
What is lost is the sense of competition being a crucible. That the purpose of football is to watch a continuing narrative in which a group of people are tested, and in failure forsaken, and in success challenged anew, and that both make a presentment about those involved.
That football is a continuing judgement. A crucible in which character is revealed, as it has been in League Two, over the last nine months.
Tier
I let my neighbor know beyond the hill; And on a day we meet to walk the line and set the wall between us once again.
Mending Wall, Robert Frost 1874 – 1963
Bradford City are obviously not the best team in League Two, or the second, or probably the third, or fourth. We could go on. In most games, there has been no reason at all to favour City over the opposition, or vice versa. Every week, one or two results make a nonsense of the League Table.
Make a tier list of League Two teams this season and one would be hard pushed to find a difference between Doncaster Rovers, Notts County, and almost any other team in the top half of the table. One might say that the league has had one A Tier Team: Walsall, one C Tier: Morecambe, and twenty-two in the B tier. And then Walsall jumped from A to C.
Every week, every game is a struggle of neighbours to who would claim the spoils. The Saturday afternoon encounter at Doncaster Rovers was no different. There is nothing to gift one side victory over another. There is hard work, and there is effort, and there is character, and there was its absence. All things, equal measures.
Saw
You are here, you’re right here, and you’re ready to fight
Tony Gilroy, 1956-
If football reveals the character of its players, then football supporting has something to say about character too. The lexicon which has overtaken football describes a vulgar absence of virtue. It is the language of entitlement, specifically an entitlement to have glory reflected onto you, and a preference for humiliating others. It is in keeping with the times.
By contrast in Bradford City – in many teams in League Two – we have a team which only wins when players are supporting one another, showing bravery in decision-making, in disciplined performances, in mental fortitude. League Two is a division of hardworking, and fighting for everything you can get.
And there is virtue to that. This is not critical of the excesses of The Premier League, or any league, just the inequities which have become so endemic that when a division emerges without clear favourites and a structured narrative of heavyweights and pushovers that it is hard to recognise what is in front of us.
It is hard to remember what we all say we want, but so seldom do we see, and recognise it. It is meritocracy. And it has been frustrating, and blissmaking, and upsetting, and joyous, and an absolute pleasure to watch.
Bad Writing
You can’t help it. An artist’s duty, as far as I’m concerned, is to reflect the times.
Nina Simone, 1933 – 2003
This is what I want this article to say, and I’m not sure if I have enough grasp of the English language to achieve what I want.
What surprises me the most about watching people watching Bradford City is how little stomach fans seem to have for the fight. This is a hard season because Bradford City are not a team which obviously should get promoted, we are a team which has to fight for every point, and after forty-five games that fight has left us with one win needed for promotion. Rather than enthralling, this seems to have irked a lot of people.
And I don’t understand why that is. I don’t understand why the mood of football – a mood far beyond Valley Parade, but including it – seems to have it that success is only good if it is obvious. That endeavour, that character, is unappealing when compared to an easy victory.
What would the guy who calls City and Graham Alexander “Bottlers” have City do? Pack up in the middle of April when the going got tough? What kind of victory is acceptable to them? A victory achieved without effort? Inherited through unearned privilege? Who are these people? What do they want?
It feels to me a reversal of something natural, and precious, and perhaps it is in keeping with the times, but I like that City are not entitled, are not winning because they have more money, are not able to be half-assed, or half-smart, and turn up, and succeed anyway. The people in the world who succeed like that, are bad people.
Times Two
Well, you saw him / And you can’t hardly know
Harriet Wheeler, 1961 –
To watch Bobby Pointon grow from Boy to Man, to watch Antoni Sarcevic push the demands of his body against his furious creativity, to watch Sam Walker flourish from beat down journeyman to leading player, to see Alex Patterson be the man that the player promised, to see Brad Halliday refuse the welcome embrace of the mediocre and fight against the twilight.
To see Clark Odour given the chance he should have grasped, or Brandon Khela not able to command a midfield, or the strange struggles of Tommy Leigh.
This is character revealed, and sometimes found wanting, and sometimes thriving. This is what football is about. Right here, right now. If this is not enough, then nothing is enough.
And if these are not the times, then nothing are the times.